I, too, am an AMERICAN

Let me just go ahead and get this out there: I have ties to the socialist party but that's over, sort of.
I used to talk to Brian Moore on the phone while he was running for president, and I decided to see what he was up to these days. Believe it or not, he actually assigned me to be the socialist elector of my district. Anyway, this is old news but I just came across this video. When I actually got into the voting booth, I stared at the ballot for a long time then quickly voted for Obama, but I did feel a little guilt because I'm pretty sure I was the only member of the socialist party in Knoxville.

spread the wealth?

my buddy brian on colbert

PS: If you're reading this Jerod, just know that when you're gonna get wrinkles if you make lots of horrified faces and frown.